Helping our clients achieve unspecified outcomes since some year.
We are a full-service consultancy specializing in deliverables,
alignment, and the appearance of progress. Our methodology is
proprietary, our results are anecdotal, and our office is somewhere.
We do not have a phone number. We do not respond to LinkedIn requests.
We will not be at the conference. We were never going to be at the
conference.
Our Services
Strategic Ambiguity — we will tell you what you
already suspected, in a longer document.
Cross-Functional Synergy Audits — we identify
the meetings that could have been emails, and then we attend them.
Roadmap Realignment — your roadmap was fine.
We charge for this.
Post-Mortem Facilitation — the project failed
because of decisions made before we arrived.
Quiet Optimization — we will not tell you what
we changed. You will notice in approximately one quarter.
Leadership
A. Director
Chief Direction Officer
Pending Hire
VP, Things
Margaret R.
Head of Strategy (on sabbatical)
[redacted]
Senior Advisor
Contact
For inquiries, please email us at the address we have not set up.
We will not get back to you in a timely manner. If your matter is
urgent, it is unlikely to remain so.